Futures and Forex

Fedex!

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At Ealing, London, UK there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for buses (about $7).

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo management called the Ealing City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, these amounts to just over $7 million dollars ……. and no one even knows his name.

When you have an ‘I Hate My Job day’ [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.   Be very sure you get this brand.    When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.   Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.    Open the package and remove the thermometer.    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.   Now the fun part begins.   Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.    You will notice that in small print there is a statement:   “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.” Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,’ I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.’ HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ARSE THAN YOURS! ..Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart…. Then you are just an old sour fart;    Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!   Lol lol .

A slight departure from the usual with the ES contract.   Nevertheless – WAHOO!

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